Summer 2014 Interview – Ack-Ack Macaque

Ack-Ack Macaque

Q1. What is your Name?

Ack-Ack Macaque

Q2. Do you represent a business? If yes, what is the name and your role.

I’m the pilot of a nuclear-powered Zeppelin.

Q3. Where are you located in the world?

Anywhere the wind takes me.

Q4. What is your favourite Summer drink and why?

Banana daiquiri. Because of the bananas, obviously. But also the rum. Rum gets a monkey riled.

Q5. What is the perfect Summer’s day setting to enjoy the drink?

Sitting in a hammock beneath a shady tree, taking pot shots at jet skis.

Q6. Is there a right or wrong way to prepare the drink? i.e. Never drink without ice?

Never drink while flying. Oh, who am I kidding? I’ve never flown sober in my life.

Q7. Is the presentation of the drink important? i.e. ceremony, type of glass, setting.

Nope. I’ll swig it straight out of the bottle if I have to. Hell, I’d swill it out of a an old bean can if that’s all there was.

Q8. Is there a Summer’s day drink that you feel is underrated? If so, why?

Pimms and Lemonade.
Nah, just kidding.
Bring on the rum.

Q9. Where can people find out more about you? i.e. shop address, Twitter username, website url
You can follow my blatherings on the Tweets at @AckAckMacaque or find out more about my series of books at

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